Eodm.gunmetolymp.us
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| Name | Elysium Office of Disaster Management |
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| Pronouns | N/A |
| Handle | @eodm.gunmetolymp.us |
@eodm.gunmetolymp.us is a Gunmetal Olympus fan account on Bluesky personifying the Elysium Office of Disaster Management.[1]
Notable Posts
In a disaster, a population (me) is affected by a hazard (beautiful women). To assess impact (gay panic) we look at what is exposed to the hazard (my gym time) then identify its vulnerabilities (back muscles). Only then can we begin to appreciate the consequences of what has occurred (lesbianism).[2]
In our Emergency Operations Centre, we have plenty of big screens for all the gods to look and point at, because looking and pointing at a map on a screen is a cornerstone of effective disaster response[3]
Bollards play an vital role in ensuring pubic safety. Not only do they provide a clear separation between pedestrian areas and roadways, they're also a critical defence against vehicular-based attacks. They're also perfect for holding your coffee whilst you need to rummage in your bag! #EODM[4]